The Top 10 rejection lines...
10.
I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of smeagol from Lord of the Rings)
9.
There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to have sex with my dad.)
8.
I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
7.
My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending
the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other
guys I'm seeing.)
6.
I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer the companionship of my dog.)
5.
I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4.
It's not you, it's me. (It's YOU!!)
3.
I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2.
I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1.
Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you
excruciating detailsbout all the other men I meet and have sex with.
It's the male perspective thing.)